Comments on: Five Reasons Why Skateboards Stink and Longboards Rock

By: chillaxin

chillaxin — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:46:27 +0000

all you skateboarders need to chillax! its an opinion and thats what we are all entitled to! but im a longboarder and the one thing that i love doing on my longboard (when im not out bombing hills with the krew), is putting a girl on the front, holding her around the hips and just cruzin!! i want to know if any of you shortboarders can do that! that is what makes longboards tight! and that is what girls worth your time like! none of this lets see who can break there ankle first crap.

By: chris

chris — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:53:27 +0000

wow you people that say you can do flips and grind on your skateboard. it is pretty clear that about 90% of all skateboarders suck at tricks. you think your cool b/c you can ollie maybe kickflip and shovit in the ass.most cant even grind. only good skateboarders are known.only 90% skateboarders make fools of themselves in front of the ladies.

By: will

will — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:12:10 +0000

i am a longboarder and i like it better but i don’t care what other people like.
i mush rather that everyone skated then if no won rolled at all.

By: jack

jack — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:49:26 +0000

all u guys r gay and homo sexual. u all roll on blades and well k grind your faces any day. u dnt no who u messing wiv

By: 3D

3D — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:10:31 +0000

Hey Seuss, where you been?

Praise the board. Amen.

By: i'm a skater

i'm a skater — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:36:19 +0000

first of al haha it’s all good thats
funny and you longboarders got style
but the thing about skating
is that theres always a next level
theres always better that all skaters
strive for. the real spirit skaters
skate couse they wanna skate
it’s not for the chicks it just
to further improve ourselves
and just push till they cant push
no more

amen

-jesus

By: Victor

Victor — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:25:00 +0000

You guys dont get this. Its comedy man. Just chill

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:17:05 +0000

Yeah…amm I was lookingup info about this paradox griptape and came across this page.
I believe people should be rolling more and not talk about it too much, specially not try to built up an argument about if I like mustard better on bananas than chili with jogurt…
Internet ruins minds, sk8 or die!

By: nashty

nashty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:24:38 +0000

I’ve been a surfer (Oahu, mids on small breaks) for 30 years. I’ve been a street-skater for 20 years. And now that my knees and ankles are in bad shape, I’d like to give casual longboard skating a try.

I found this article entirely too funny.

Some things never change I suppose. No matter what, skaters and surfers will always have in-fighting. Don’t sweat the small stuff and enjoy your life.

Aloha no ka oi.

By: ilnam

ilnam — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:49:34 +0000

its all the same man.. i ride a longboard mini.. 27 in only.. and i rock!